61 seconds.
That’s all we got. Maybe that’s all we were worth.
Lane Kiffin was brash, he redefined hubris, he sold the Tennessee football program as well as anybody before him. That’s probably why he was so beloved, so fast in Knoxville. We all bought into his act and believed it was all calculated for the express intent of redirecting the football program’s momentum from its downward slope.
For the 9 months preceding the 2009 college football season, Tennessee fans grinned through gritted teeth while Kiffin jabbed opposing intra-conference coaches, many of whom had already established championship resumes. We actually enjoyed having a coach willing to levy pre-emptive strikes on Gainesville, Tuscaloosa, Athens, and Columbia. We were awed by the rush of 4-and 5-star recruits who started switching allegiances and ultimately signed to play in Knoxville. The Kid was on fire and he possessed a sack the size of The Hill filled with snarky comments for every occasion.
Nevermind the occasional secondary violations, nevermind the fact that we were returning a 5-7 team and changing the entire offensive and defensive systems. Tennessee was back! Bring on Bammer! Bring on the Gators!!
Yet, through it all, many of us were feeling uncomfortable…uneasy about the methods. Would the ends justify the means? Were we still gonna be waxed by our biggest rivals? We’d have to wait and see how the games played out on the field. But, why were we so uneasy? We had what we wanted, the opposite of Phil Fulmer.
We talked amongst ourselves about our uneasiness, and knew its source. Kiffin’s style wasn’t reflective of Tennessee. His brag first, back it up later mentality was completely opposite of everything General Neyland, Coach Majors, and Coach Fulmer had raised us to expect from our Tennessee program. Those guys believed in the play on the field doing all of the talking. The 2009 team had yet to play a down under its new head coach and the bulletin board material was already aplenty in opposing teams’ locker rooms.
Despite all of the inherited and self-made adversity, the 2009 season was a success, even better than the 7-5 win-loss record reflected. Tennessee took the field in Gainesville and stood its ground. The Dawgs came for a visit to Knoxville and the Vols ran them out of the building. It had worked! Lane Kiffin was crazy like a fox! He managed to use his brashness to bottle all of the pressure and scrutiny and hoist it onto his shoulders, which, consequently (and OBVIOUSLY part of the plan), allowed the players to play stress-free. Sheer brilliance!
Yes, the Chick-fil-A Bowl beatdown from Virginia Tech was demoralizing…but only temporarily because the Hokies really were the better team coming into the matchup on paper, and the Vols are required, by law, to play any game in the Georgie Dome with concrete uniforms. Whatever…all of that was secondary to the fact we were on the cusp of a big recruiting haul on the fast-approaching Signing Day. Many rating services had Kiffins first full class rated in the top 5 nationally, and 8 of those guys were midterm enrollees, including a 4-star quarterback. If Kiffin could transform Jon Crompton from the catfish of the SEC into a top 3 quarterback, what could he do with a fresh, talented freshman who was to begin working out on campus this Spring!?
We’ll never know.
Lane Kiffin has performed a miraculous feat…he is now hated by all 12 schools in the SEC.
He gave us 14 months to see what could be, and only required 61 seconds to snatch that away. I call that being efficient.
Today is 20 days from Signing Day and the first day of the Spring 2010 semester classes. Those 8 midterm enrollees who were to begin class today and galvanize their relationships with the Tennessee team and family will not be stepping foot in a classroom. According to multiple sources (including Marlon Walls, a current Tennessee player), Coach Ed Orgeron requested that these 8 highly rated players not attend class so they can begin the process of being recruited by Southern Cal.
Awesome.
So, where is Tennessee football now? Well…I don’t know. What I do know is there are 20 days until Signing Day and the Vols are in real danger of having nothing to show in the way of a 2010 class. I also know that the names being thrown around to fill the open coaching position are somewhat unimpressive: Houston Nutt (Ole Miss), Bobby Petrino (Arkansas), Will Muschamp (Texas), Gary Patterson (TCU), and Troy Calhoun (Air Force). There’s nothing spectacular and little inspiring on that list.
Firing Fulmer was necessary, I still believe that. Hiring Kiffin was risky, but the risk had given us a glimpse of great rewards. However, contrary to Fulmer, Kiffin was unstable. And guess what..water is wet and hindsight is 20/20. I saw this coming. I knew Kiffin had no ties whatsoever to Tennessee the school or Tennessee the state. I picked up on Kiffin’s mannerisms immediately. Wanna take a guess at who he emulates? Try this guy…his former boss and mentor. The words they speak may be different, but their delivery is spot on. Kiffin essentially assembled a Southern Cal-lite coaching staff at Tennessee to re-establish the recruiting juggernaut he enjoyed at Southern Cal (here’s where Coach O fits in). It seemed to make too much sense that as soon as Pete Carroll left Southern Cal, Kiffin was the most logical to follow him. I just thought that time wouldn’t come for another 4 to 5 years, and the reason would be Carroll’s retirement and full-time gig on GameDay. Then, last Friday happened and Carroll took the deflection route to answering questiong regarding the rumors/reports that he was on his way to Seattle to coach the Seahawks.
Stability will salvage a recruiting class. None on the above list constitutes a Tennessee guy. I think there are two options here: open First Tennessee Bank’s vaults and allow Bammer’s Nick Saban to name his price, any price, knowing his commitment is only good for a few years; or, call Duke’s David Cutcliffe and bring him back to Tennessee while naming his price.
In the meantime, I’d like to speak specifically to the Tennessee fans here: SETTLE DOWN!! Kiffin is not taking your puppies and girlfriends with him to Southern Cal. Burning mattresses and t-shirts is unnecessary and very West Virginia-ish:
And while we’re addressing the mob-mentality phenomenon, can we please avoid blocking off roads and requiring the occasional tear gas and pepper spray application from the local fuzz? Please?
I would like to thank sophomore Tennessee Basketball player Renaldo Woolridge for providing front-row seats play-by-play from Gibbs Hall throughout the fiasco.
I don’t really know what else to say at this moment. I know our program is screwed. I know this signals a hopefully temporary shift from annual relevancy to annual conference also-ran status. I feel pretty confident that Mike Hamilton may be the first person ever to not contract the flu, yet still barf and poo his pants simultaneously.
I wrote a post in November, 2008 regarding Phil Fulmer’s firing (can’t find the link…the internet ate it I guess found it!!), and, if memory serves me correctly, I concluded the post by thanking Fulmer for giving his all for Tennessee for 17 years. This one won’t end on a similar note.
Good riddance, Lane.



#1 by Fiesta Trio on January 13, 2010 - 8:39 am
Lane KiffinUSC has performed a miraculous feat…Theyisare now hated by all 12schools in the SECof Sparty’s friends./That guy’s a dork.
//Yes, but he’s my dork.
#2 by Fiesta Trio on January 13, 2010 - 8:39 am
Lane KiffinUSC has performed a miraculous feat…Theyisare now hated by all 12schools in the SECof Sparty’s friends./That guy’s a dork.
//Yes, but he’s my dork.
#3 by cabbage on January 13, 2010 - 8:51 am
miz, you and the Vols can do better. It was just a matter of time before he would have become “just too much” to tolerate.
I do feel genuinely sorry for your current players and recruits, who are being shit on by someone who they were supposed to look up to.
#4 by cabbage on January 13, 2010 - 8:51 am
miz, you and the Vols can do better. It was just a matter of time before he would have become “just too much” to tolerate.
I do feel genuinely sorry for your current players and recruits, who are being shit on by someone who they were supposed to look up to.
#5 by john on January 13, 2010 - 8:54 am
Miz, your spray paint skills are stellar.
#6 by john on January 13, 2010 - 8:54 am
Miz, your spray paint skills are stellar.
#7 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 8:55 am
I feel pretty bad for the players. the one’s recruited last year and the early enrollees for this year got royally screwed.
#8 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 8:55 am
I feel pretty bad for the players. the one’s recruited last year and the early enrollees for this year got royally screwed.
#9 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 8:57 am
you should see my work on bridges and train cars…spectacular.
#10 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 8:57 am
you should see my work on bridges and train cars…spectacular.
#11 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 8:59 am
I seriously almost started calling hospitals in Jacksonville last night after I saw the crawl
While it is a punch in the nuts now, I hope in the long run that UT ends up with a coach the Vols and the entire SEC can be proud of. Kiffin wasn’t.
#12 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 8:59 am
I seriously almost started calling hospitals in Jacksonville last night after I saw the crawl
While it is a punch in the nuts now, I hope in the long run that UT ends up with a coach the Vols and the entire SEC can be proud of. Kiffin wasn’t.
#13 by cabbage on January 13, 2010 - 9:05 am
Cutcliff or the guy from UConn can probably name their price this morning.
#14 by cabbage on January 13, 2010 - 9:05 am
Cutcliff or the guy from UConn can probably name their price this morning.
#15 by john on January 13, 2010 - 9:17 am
If UT could get Edsall, I’d say that would be a pretty significant upgrade over Kiffin.
#16 by john on January 13, 2010 - 9:17 am
If UT could get Edsall, I’d say that would be a pretty significant upgrade over Kiffin.
#17 by Johnny on January 13, 2010 - 9:19 am
They burn couches in West Virginia, not mattress
amateurs
#18 by Johnny on January 13, 2010 - 9:19 am
They burn couches in West Virginia, not mattress
amateurs
#19 by sparty on January 13, 2010 - 9:21 am
John.L.Smith.
#20 by sparty on January 13, 2010 - 9:21 am
John.L.Smith.
#21 by Johnny on January 13, 2010 - 9:29 am
I think you guys should make a run at Rich Rod
#22 by Johnny on January 13, 2010 - 9:29 am
I think you guys should make a run at Rich Rod
#23 by cabbage on January 13, 2010 - 9:38 am
In Tennessee a mattress is considered a couch.
#24 by cabbage on January 13, 2010 - 9:38 am
In Tennessee a mattress is considered a couch.
#25 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 9:54 am
correct. the super elite have futons, nice ones.
#26 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 9:54 am
correct. the super elite have futons, nice ones.
#27 by Hef on January 13, 2010 - 10:00 am
I don’t live in a region where painting on a rock is considered a legitimate form of protest. Is that what this was?
/hangs up and listens
#28 by Hef on January 13, 2010 - 10:00 am
I don’t live in a region where painting on a rock is considered a legitimate form of protest. Is that what this was?
/hangs up and listens
#29 by sparty on January 13, 2010 - 10:06 am
i peed on that rock.
#30 by sparty on January 13, 2010 - 10:06 am
i peed on that rock.
#31 by sae on January 13, 2010 - 10:07 am
after tennessee and usc (if they’re off probation yet) storm through the college football playoffs, that 2016 national title game is going to be epic
#32 by sae on January 13, 2010 - 10:07 am
after tennessee and usc (if they’re off probation yet) storm through the college football playoffs, that 2016 national title game is going to be epic
#33 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 10:07 am
The lack of advanced communicative media in Knoxville limits protest methods to hollerin’, hand gestures (see flipping off), and graffiti. Once electronic media and/or a printing press is introduced into Knoxville’s academic culture, other methods of protest will develop.
#34 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 10:07 am
The lack of advanced communicative media in Knoxville limits protest methods to hollerin’, hand gestures (see flipping off), and graffiti. Once electronic media and/or a printing press is introduced into Knoxville’s academic culture, other methods of protest will develop.
#35 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 10:09 am
we are no longer friends and forever enemies from this moment on.
#36 by mizerle06 on January 13, 2010 - 10:09 am
we are no longer friends and forever enemies from this moment on.
#37 by GatorTrey on January 13, 2010 - 10:10 am
We have a giant wall in Gainesville. I’m sure there would be a lot more hatred because of space
#38 by GatorTrey on January 13, 2010 - 10:10 am
We have a giant wall in Gainesville. I’m sure there would be a lot more hatred because of space
#39 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 10:13 am
I have been waiting for this almost as long as I have been waiting for someone to punch Gasol in the throat!
#40 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 10:13 am
I have been waiting for this almost as long as I have been waiting for someone to punch Gasol in the throat!
#41 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 10:15 am
Sooo….wouldn’t it be better to paint Fulmer?
#42 by knightro on January 13, 2010 - 10:15 am
Sooo….wouldn’t it be better to paint Fulmer?
#43 by knightwhosaysni on January 13, 2010 - 10:23 am
Phase 2 of Project USC Death Penalty is proceeding nicely.
#44 by knightwhosaysni on January 13, 2010 - 10:23 am
Phase 2 of Project USC Death Penalty is proceeding nicely.
#45 by Triston27 on January 13, 2010 - 11:05 am
Nice job miz. However, I have it on good authority that 7 wins is shit. Even if it is in the SEC. Now, 12 wins in the Beastly Big East, that’s something you can hang your fedora on.
#46 by Triston27 on January 13, 2010 - 11:05 am
Nice job miz. However, I have it on good authority that 7 wins is shit. Even if it is in the SEC. Now, 12 wins in the Beastly Big East, that’s something you can hang your fedora on.
#47 by cgb on January 13, 2010 - 11:17 am
Solid post Miz.
As far as the coaches you listed, from everything I’ve heard you guys don’t have a shot a Muschamp. In my opinion, you don’t want Petrino or Nutt. I think both Patterson and Calhoun could win (championships) in the SEC, but I don’t think they can keep the recruiting class together. Kiffin put you guys in a very shitty situation.
#48 by cgb on January 13, 2010 - 11:17 am
Solid post Miz.
As far as the coaches you listed, from everything I’ve heard you guys don’t have a shot a Muschamp. In my opinion, you don’t want Petrino or Nutt. I think both Patterson and Calhoun could win (championships) in the SEC, but I don’t think they can keep the recruiting class together. Kiffin put you guys in a very shitty situation.
#49 by jp manahan on January 13, 2010 - 12:17 pm
will you pay up for kirby smart?
#50 by jp manahan on January 13, 2010 - 12:17 pm
will you pay up for kirby smart?
#51 by arkbadger on January 13, 2010 - 12:48 pm
sorry, he’s already using his “stellar” coaching skills here at Arkansas
#52 by arkbadger on January 13, 2010 - 12:48 pm
sorry, he’s already using his “stellar” coaching skills here at Arkansas
#53 by Gonzo on January 13, 2010 - 3:56 pm
I heard about your article by some Jerkaloids at some other website. I’m glad I clicked.
#54 by Gonzo on January 13, 2010 - 3:56 pm
I heard about your article by some Jerkaloids at some other website. I’m glad I clicked.
#55 by Jollymon on January 14, 2010 - 9:51 am
Folks,
While the Burnin-o-the mattresses may have been a little over the top, Tennessee Vol fans have been punched in the stomach. He signed a contract with USC without telling anyone UT? Moved his family to California over a week ago? Taking his Dad, that other yutz coach “Norm” and possibly our eight new football freshman with him?
Not cool! Very Not Cool!
He started his press conference Tuesday evening by banning any cameras from the local news. That starts the fish stinking! UT Vol football parents go to his house after the press conference to get an explanation and the curiously find noone home. Neighbors report they havent seen his family in over a week. Talk about stinky!
I say good riddance to bad garbage. He left the Raiders in a similar manner.
As for the mattresses, if they were from the dorms, they probably had bedbugs anyway. Love the rock, though!
Later….
Jollymon
#56 by Jollymon on January 14, 2010 - 9:51 am
Folks,
While the Burnin-o-the mattresses may have been a little over the top, Tennessee Vol fans have been punched in the stomach. He signed a contract with USC without telling anyone UT? Moved his family to California over a week ago? Taking his Dad, that other yutz coach “Norm” and possibly our eight new football freshman with him?
Not cool! Very Not Cool!
He started his press conference Tuesday evening by banning any cameras from the local news. That starts the fish stinking! UT Vol football parents go to his house after the press conference to get an explanation and the curiously find noone home. Neighbors report they havent seen his family in over a week. Talk about stinky!
I say good riddance to bad garbage. He left the Raiders in a similar manner.
As for the mattresses, if they were from the dorms, they probably had bedbugs anyway. Love the rock, though!
Later….
Jollymon