So, last night, the Phillies and Cardinals were in an epic slugfest at Citizens Bank Park when a 17 year old kid decided it would be a great idea to hop the fence and run around like a fool. He eluded a couple of security guards before being brought to his knees by a taser. I found a few crowd perspectives of the incident. I love how they are different angles so it’s obviously different sections of the park, but the fans have the same reaction: “Taze him! TAZE HIIIIIIM!!!” Awesome.
While those shots were pretty good, they aren’t close enough to the action. Luckily, we have insiders who were mic’d up during the event. Here’s how everything went down from their perspective of on the field:



#1 by patphish on May 4, 2010 - 9:34 am
Needs more unicorns.
#2 by sparty on May 4, 2010 - 9:48 am
fag
#3 by knightro on May 4, 2010 - 10:04 am
Don’t waste your time. He has no idea what you mean.
/dain bramaged’d
#4 by mizerle06 on May 4, 2010 - 9:49 am
“Taze him! TAZE HIIIIIIM!!!”
#5 by knightro on May 4, 2010 - 10:02 am
Shoot him! SHOOT HIIIIIIM!!!
/Older, crankier, lower level of tolerance’d
#6 by mizerle06 on May 4, 2010 - 10:06 am
this made me lol on myself.
#7 by cycledan on May 4, 2010 - 10:03 am
The Florida guy was a real fucking pussy. Whining don’t hurt me and what did I do. Just pathetic. Act like a man.
It was hard to actually see the Philly fan getting tasered. I just was able to see him fall over.
#8 by knightro on May 4, 2010 - 10:06 am
My brother got tazed as part of FHP training. I saw the video. It is up close and personal. Almost to a man, they all screamed when they got tazed. He said if everyone got tazed once and threatened with it again if they broke the law, most folks would never commit a crime.
#9 by cycledan on May 4, 2010 - 10:38 am
I had to google it – Florida Highway Patrol? Not an obvious acronym to us Yankees.
#10 by knightro on May 4, 2010 - 12:01 pm
You are correct. Sorry…lazy.
#11 by GatorTrey on May 4, 2010 - 10:11 am
I had a client razed 7 times once. Those crackheads can keep going.
#12 by GatorTrey on May 4, 2010 - 10:19 am
That should be tazed damn autocorrect
#13 by Johnny on May 4, 2010 - 10:46 am
It’s useful most of the time, though i get annoyed that it never picks up thr as the
#14 by john on May 4, 2010 - 10:28 am
Tazing is boring. Bring back the billy club beating!
#15 by Johnny on May 4, 2010 - 10:50 am
Whoa Buster Olney wrote about this in his column today
#16 by ben the orthopedic surgeon on May 4, 2010 - 10:57 am
he wrote about this post!?
#17 by patphish on May 4, 2010 - 11:08 am
Jeebus, you’re such a douchebag.
#18 by Johnny on May 4, 2010 - 11:16 am
same topic ben. yours was better
#19 by Big D on May 4, 2010 - 11:33 am
Further proof that Philadelphia fans are a civil and obedient group of citizens…
#20 by cbh49er on May 4, 2010 - 12:40 pm
Don’t tase me bro!
/Shocked no one said this
#21 by ben the orthopedic surgeon on May 4, 2010 - 1:00 pm
you saw the videos embedded up there, right?
#22 by cbh49er on May 4, 2010 - 1:03 pm
Yes, I still had to say it though, haha.