(Just so you’re aware, it’s GatorTrey, Spencer096, and Mizerle06).

I made contact with Mizerle06 …this past Saturday as he stopped by the tailgate on his way out of finals. His plans for that evening? Why, none other than attending his school’s home football game. He even wore blue. He’s a good Gator.

Mizerle06: Please.  I wore neutral blue…neither Gator blue nor Kentucky blue.  I was even asked by a cop on the way into the stadium if I was a Kentucky fan or a Gator fan.  I replied, “Neither.  Meow. Tennessee fan.  Meow.”  Then, an ant bit me on the foot.

I got this bump on my tounge and everytime I swallow I feel it…I know it’s a topic that gets harped on, but the Big East really needed a signature win this past weekend, and they went 0-4. The conference stands looking over the edge of the BCS cliff, 1-10 against other BCS conferences trying to justify why it deserves an annual automatic qualifier birth berth…illustration below:

The coyote is the Big East. And obviously the road runner is the SEC, because he’s as fast as the dickens. The Big Ten is the rock, a long time pillar in the world of college football, aging gracefully, but nothing of consequence.

spencer096: Putting it simply, they don’t deserve an annual berth.  End of story.

And it’s BERTH, Trey…BERTH.  And to think, you wanted to be my law salesman… (Trey Note: Spence wrote this before I edited, so I’ll let this stand)  (Miz Note: And neither one of you chumps decided to actually fix Trey’s misspelling, so I had to do it.)

I’m not saying, but I’m just saying…TCU has zero chance getting to the BCS title game unless Utah stays undefeated and other teams (see: San Diego State) become awesomely relevant. But, they’re a very good squad that put up almost EXACT numbers against Oregon State that Boise did.

spencer096: And we’re in the same place we were last year…

I have more respect for TCU than Boise because I partied at TCU a few times and got dome from this blond chick in the back of her daddy’s Mercedes G-Wagon, but that doesn’t mean I’m cool with sharing BCS spots with em, ya hurd?  And since when is beating Oregon State something to be proud of?  Oregon State is the epitome of mediocrity when it comes to big boy conference footbaw, and yet, we’re going to knock Boise and TCU up to National Championship caliber because that was the second best and best wins on their respective schedules?

Enough with the Boise bashing for now…I just want to know why the fakest of the fake OSU’s is getting this much respect?  Since when is Oregon State a marquee win?  Oregon State is a middle of the pack Pac 10 team that’s not especially, you know, talented, but by beating them all of the sudden TCU and Boise are totally legit?  This makes me angry…especially when you have fuckfaces like Pete Fiutak who write shit like “is OSU’s schedule really that much harder than Boise’s?” (and you have to love a guy wasting five or six paragraphs on how Boise’s schedule compares only to say at the end “well, OSU will have faced five sure-fire bowl teams…” fucking dumbass…seriously Pete Fiutak is the asshole who wrote that Matt James was going to be a big part in ND’s successes this year about two months after Matt James died…Fiutak is a hack.)

If Oregon State is in the SEC, they’re in the basement with Vandy.  If Oregon State is in the Big Ten, they’re behind OSU, PSU, Wisky, Iowa, Michigan, MSU and Northwestern.  So since when is a relatively modest win over Oregon State an official seal regarding whether or not Boise is national championship worthy?

Just hand him a Kleenex…If 2010 ends with Boise State and TCU as the only undefeated teams in the country, expect a full on monster movie, torch and pitchfork type march onto Corvallis, Oregon. Just warning the good residents.

Deja Vu, (great skin bar)…I looked at Mizerle06 and my father Saturday while watching the Bama/Arkiesaw game on the 7 inch tailgate television. I knew it was coming. This was going to be yet another Bammer game where they look totally beatable, yet somehow reel off some 4th quarter magic to come out on top.

Mizerle06: True story.  Trey looked me dead in the eyeball and told me his prediction was a close game with Arkiesaw leading until late in the 4th quarter when Bammer would score two touchdowns and take the innocence of the Arkansas band Color Guard back to Tuscaloosa with them.  And it happened just like that, except the two touchdowns Bammer was supposed to score turned out to be a touchdown and a field goal.  By the way, who was it that was saying “Ryan Mallett is overrated” last week during TWTWCFB?  Oh, that’s right; it was me.  Way to finish a huge statement game with two straight drive-killing interceptions, Mr. Mallett.  Heisman material right there.  Then, an ant bit me on the foot.

spencer096:I’m not seeing the Bammer magic, brah.  I saw Arkansas pull down their pants and take a massive steamer on the Fayetteville turf and Ryan Mallett escort them to a win (Miz Note: Loss, maybe?) (spencer096 Note:  escorted Bama to the win…Bammer’s the subject hyah, lawya).  But yea…that win, or loss (whichever you prefer) was seen coming from miles away.  It was almost an inevitability but I think there’s an important lesson learned…

When you dress classy and look like this, you can win these types of games because you’re dressed for success.  But when you’re dressed like a fucking clown with “Razorbacks” written across the side of your leg like you’re a fucking high school team that has shit like “win” and “team” written across the bumper of your helmet, well, you’re going to play like a fucking clown.  What was with the bullshit uni change, Arkiesaw?  What…looking classy and like you don’t molest children wasn’t good enough?  You didn’t like having an awesome set of classic unis, so you went with Nike’s new “chutes and ladders” template?

For shame…

Sure enough, like a bad meal at Denny’s, it happened…Texas hasn’t looked good all season, take the Longhorn off the helmet and Saturday’s game shouldn’t have shocked you.

spencer096: Saturday’s game did shock me because, as mediocre as Texas has looked this year, UCLA has looked even worse.

Mizerle06: Just in case you guys haven’t heard the stat yet, UCLA has outscored Texas 100-15 in its last two trips to Austin.  Then, an ant bit me on the foot.

We’ll just call it a hangover and move on…Nebraska, a game like that against anyone with any sign of a pulse, you would have become the gum on Iowa State’s size 4 shoes.

spencer096: You call it a hangover, I’ll call it…well, yea, a hangover.  Whatever.

If only they had a trophy, I’m thinking something phallic…The Big Ten got their MACtion on this weekend, surprisingly they came out of it with two losses. The highlight moment? Ohio State wearing their ”running up the score” panties and running a receiver reverse pass when up 20-something points late in the third. They should have gone for two.

spencer096:I agree they should’ve gone for two.  I’m not going to lie, I was rooting for 80.  I wanted 80…I wanted it SOOOO bad I could taste it.

Anyways…there’s two things I want to touch on.

1. Jim Tressel will absolutely murderdeathkill anything or anyone that had a connection to Lloyd Carr’s Michigan team.  Who was EMU’s head coach?  Lloyd’s former DC, Ron English.

2. It’s nice to watch Tressel bury a team that’s supposed to be buried instead of doing what he normally does…which is get a TD lead and then put in the backups and watch the 105,000+ in attendance have a collective heart attack.  I welcome Evil Tressel with open arms and hope he’s here to stay.

Trey!!! There is nothing more exciting than a whole stadium cheering my attendance at a Gator game. I felt singled out, but it’s about time the masses of fans recognize my loyalty. Trey! Trey! Trey!

spencer096: Tre-ACK!!!   /dantonio’d

Mizerle06: Texts from Trey:

7:45:26 – Trey Burton for Heisman!
9:13:49 – He’s got my name. So he’s good.
9:16:15 – We have similar builds too.
9:36:50 – TREY!!!
10:08:50 – Wow. That’s a coming out party.

There is nothing funnier, and I really mean it, nothing funnier than turning on someone’s seat warmer in the dead middle of the Florida summer…

“Welcome to the club Mark! I’ll be away for a few weeks, but there is orange juice in the fridge and stack of YM’s next to the couch. Any problems click your heels and cry. That’s what I do. - Les”

The blood transfer should take 2-3 hours, sit down and ahev a PBR or two…Dennis Erickson looks like the mascot for some hipster Halloween movie these days. Even with that imperfection he still looked a hell of a lot better than former Wolverine Steven Threet who willed his team into pretty nice scoring position several times during the fourth quarter only to make sure the Ducks had a fair chance at getting a sweet turnover to prevent the impending upset.

Questions?…Why is it that when they scan over to Dave Wandstet on the sideline he always looks like he just stole one of those fish head/bones doohickys from an alley cat?

TWTWCFB Polls Analysis:

Week 4 observations…I had been somewhat proud of the voters the first few weeks this season for voting and ranking teams based on how they thought the play on the field justified the rankings, especially the coaches…or sports information directors, whomever is actually voting for them.  Apparently, that logic went out the window this week and we’re back to some old habits, especially with those crazy writers.  They hammered a couple of teams this week for their losses.  Texas deserved its drop…lost at home by eleventy million points to sucky UCLA.  I’m not talking about them.  I’m talking about Arkansas and South Cackalacky.  Hey AP, Auburn’s home win over South Cackalacky was so good that they deserve a 7-spot jump (#17 to #10) in the rankings while South Cackalacky’s away loss to Auburn was so bad that they deserve a 7-spot drop (#12 to #19)?  How about Arkiesaw?  Bammer’s a clear top-two team and they required a 4th quarter comeback to beat the Hogs.  That deserved a 5-spot drop for Arkansas?

Also, the voters must still think a win over Notre Dame is akin to winning the national championship.  Michigan made its debut in the polls the day after beating a 1-0 Notre Dame team.  The following week, Michigan State made its debut in the polls the day after beating a 1-1 Notre Dame team.  Now, Stanford gets a 4-spot bump from the Coaches (SID’s) and a 7-spot bump from the AP for beating a 1-2 Notre Dame team?

Oh, and where did those #1 votes for Nebraska go from last week?  Then, an ant bit me on the foot.

Trey

Gator fan. Magic fan. Attorney at large.

More Posts